Препятствуйте нам сыграть Kerbal Космическая программа

In which Side Salad disgraces glorious mother Russia.

This has added two more items to my list of 'Things Not To Do At Four In The Morning."

Playing Kerbal Space Program, and trying to sound Russian.

In retrospect I should have turned my fan off before recording this.
But I had to do this twice, so you're getting this.

Enjoy the swank music.